It's been so long since we've talked... and talked, and talked...

I've learned so much since we last spoke. I've learned that mom and dad have a breaking point and I can exploit it. I've learned there isn't an end to how much I can eat in one day. I've learned that if I string the correct series of sounds together people can tell what I'm thinking. I think they call it talking. I'm getting pretty good at it. I'll keep you updated.