In light of my upcoming role in the much anticipated blockbuster "Chinchuba Chronicles 2: The Legend of Grass Belly", I've taken to method acting and decided to don Dad's old cowboy boots.
It took a few moments to get used to the massive uncomfortableness of the leather vise grips they strapped to my feet, but as my acting coach says: Without risk there is no reward. Without hard work there is no satisfaction. Without uncomfortable clothes or prosthetics there is no Oscar.
Those boots took a little getting used to with their inflexible soles, unbending uppers and super slick heels, but I eventually learned to love those precious 45 seconds. Now if I can only figure out how to get Mom and Dad to buy me a horse.
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